Motivation Monday 59

Santa Claus

According to the UN, Santa Claus delivers gifts to 2 billion children every Christmas in a single 24h period. He leads an elf staff numbering in the thousands and maintains a team of genetically-modified flying reindeer. Recent declines in the price of coal due to green energy initiatives have expanded his role as mentor for at-risk naughty youth. Merry Christmas from Ad Astra!